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13 May 2007 / April

Odds ‘n’ ends

A few things that have made me laugh in the past few days:

-Mary: “I’m not going to Prague.”
Me: “You’re not going to Prague?!” I turn to Teresa. “Let’s ostracize her.”
Teresa: “Yes. Shun!”
Me and Teresa in unison: “Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhuuuuuunnnn!!!

-Travis: “What does IUPAC stand for?”
Me: “International Union of Pink Animal Crap. … I don’t know!”
Travis: “… Thank you, April.”

I think this world would be a better place with an organization dedicated to pink animal crap. Don’t you?

-We were dying of the heat on the bus.
Me: “Buses should have no ceiling, or walls. They should just be platforms on wheels.”
Michelle: “And the top half of the seat backs should be taken away too, so we can feel the breeze.”
Me: “But what about your legs?”
Michelle: “Yeah!”

-Theresa, translating from Latin: “Why don’t you give your children to the slave?!”
Mr. H: “… Liberty. Why don’t you give liberty to the slave.”
Theresa: “Oooohh…”

-Thomas: “Who’s your sister?”
Me: “Amy S.”
Thomas: “Who’s that?”
Me: “My sister.”

-Michelle, leaving a phone message begging her parents to drive us up the hill: “We’re tired and hot and thirsty and–”
Me and Julia: “Muffins!
Michelle: “– And we want muffins. Bye!”



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  1. redpaperclip / May 23 2007 5:52 pm

    Yo April! How did you get the feed thing to work on your blog? cause i’m mad challenged with that and mine doesnt even show up. Ah! HELP! 😀

  2. April / May 24 2007 10:40 pm

    Er… I’m not quite sure what you mean. You mean that orange RSS button thingy? For that I used a free text widget and inserted: a href=””> Is that what you’re talking about? Hope it helps! (I’m not such a great tech person either :-/)

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