(Title quoted from here. Uh, don’t ask.)
Jessica: “Together, you and me make a teddy bear!”
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Amy: “I’ll show you what fat croissants really look like. They’re basically rectangular.”
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Me: “‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ ‘A lamprey farmer.’”
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Mom: “… Hence the Square Argument.”
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Josh: “But Barack Obama isn’t short and Asian.”
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Victor: “This is the Soap Opera Solution.”
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Me: “Actually, there’s not a lot I would give for a wilderness of monkeys.”
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Jenny: “OH MY GOD I GOT IT.” (Insert explosion here.)
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Sana: “Well, I’m going to die before I’m 30.”
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Loomis: “It’s like if you have a bunch of cows, you put them in a moo set.”
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Me: “The knees are off-limits!“
… I can think of no better way to end this exceedingly coherent entry than with the following photo: taken on Sunday, forgotten shortly thereafter (hence it not being included in Sunday’s post), and rediscovered yesterday to my unending amusement.
Tags: insanity, lamprey farming, moo set, soap operas, wilderness of monkeys
